I honestly can’t think of a single magical girl show that fits the genre’s stereotype. Sailor Moon wasn’t smiles everywhere, and their uniforms were relatively simple. PreCure features hand-to-hand combat. CardCaptor Sakura doesn’t have an actual villain. Mermaid Melody doesn’t have any fighting, just singing. Tokyo Mew Mew’s powers come from science. Even Madoka’s magical girls that poke at the genre weren’t the stereotypical sparkles, rainbows, and ruffles. I could go on and on with this list.
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It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life.
The ceremony begins, and as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins…
KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.
[[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]]
BONUS POINTS IF IT’S FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER
If you think abortions ok, remember what Horton says.
Awkward. Dr. Seuss and his wife were really liberal and pro-choice. They’ve even threatened to sue pro-life organizations for using this quote the wrong way (the way you’re doing it actually). I guess you didn’t already know that Horton Hears a Who is about the American occupation of Japan post-WWII. He even dedicated it to his dear Japanese friend.
Mrs. Geisel (Mrs. Seuss) continued donating to Planned Parenthood and advocating for reproductive health and rights after her husband died.
*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that
*bites lip* oh yeah baby
*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that
*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper
*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper
wtf can we get some privacy here
*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no
SO I HEARD YOU WERE TALKING SMACK ABOUT CATS, PUNK
maybe i’ll color this more fully in the future but it’s highly unlikely screams
a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”